Citibank Customer Service
Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and
cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see
happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her
for February and March for their annual service
charges on her credit card, and added late fees and
interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been
$0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00.
A family member placed a call to Citibank. !
Here is the exchange:
Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back
Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late
fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to
Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it
already has been.'
Family Member : So, what will they do when they find
out she is dead?'
Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds
division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe
Family Member : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'
Citibank: 'Excuse me?'
Family Member : 'Did you just get what I was telling
you - the part about her being dead?'
Citibank : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member : 'I'm calling to tell you, she died
back in January with a $0 balance.'
Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees
and charges still apply.'
Family Member : 'You mean you want to collect from her
Citibank : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
Family Member : 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer
info was given)
Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
Family Member 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )
After they get the fax:
Citibank : 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I
don't know what more I can do to help.'
Family Member : 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If
not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'
Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still
apply.' (What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member : 'Would you like her new billing
Citibank : 'That might help.'
Family Member : ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway
129, Plot Number 69.'
Citibank : 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'
Family Member : 'What do you do with dead people on
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Троллей, как и тараканов, до конца извести нельзя. Избавься от одного, на его место всегда придёт новый; идиотов и социопатов очень много. Поэтому единственное верное средство от тролля - не вступая в перепалку "забанить".
Ученые после долгих исследований пришел к выводу, что люди с недостаточным умственным и/или сексуальным развитием читают с экрана монитора не убирая руку с мышки.
Не надо сейчас убирать руку с мышки - уже поздно.
зимой ездили в горы кататься на лыжах, поднялись наверх и решали с какой трассы съезжать, и тут одна бландинка, которая все это время внимательно рассматривала карту, тычет пальчиком в оранжевый крестик на карте, делает страшные глаза и как закричит: о Боже, Боже, ооо my Goood!!! это что кладбище???!!! мы валялись в сугробе))))
вот кстати та карта
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a sense of humor.
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