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Если бы это было так, это бы еще ничего, а если бы ничего, оно бы так и было, но так как это не так, так оно и не этак! Такова логика вещей!
Вот стишок в тему. Мне концепт понравился.
When I'm 115 Years old,
It'll probably be a good time to die.
Then I'll go to the bathroom,
And will lay down on the bed, crossing my arms on my chest, waiting to pass away...
As for my grandchildren, I'll tell them strictly
To honor their grandmother's will.
To do everything I say
Otherwise I beat the S....Crap out of them.
When you go to get me a coffin,
Make sure it doesn't leak.
And if you find a hole in it,
Make sure it's fixed.
Do you really expect me to soak there.. in dumpiness?
Do you want me to get nervous when it rains?
Heck no! Make sure the coffin doesn't leak.
And also make sure it's lid closes tight.
I want my coffin's walls to be lined with fur from the inside.
The fake one, not to kill the poor animals.
As for my legs, they need to be warmly covered
Because it's very hard to sleep when your legs are cold.
In order to make the interior design jolly,
Make sure to make some neat embroidery on the fur,
Also, please make my coffin sound-proof.
I don't want people to stamp their feet up there all over me...
Don't put any coins on my eyes. It's scary!
How the heck am I supposed to see this way? I'm also afraid of darkness.
There's no way in hell I'm getting down to the grave without a flashlight!
Oh, please, get me an internet connection into my coffin.
I get so bored without it.
Don't bury me too deep, please.
How does one expect to get out, when buried too deep?
Make sure I'm dressed up fashionably,
Cover all my grave up with chrysanthemums,
This way I won't be embarrassed if I get to know someone at
Tell the pathologist not to dare to perform any autopsy on me using his cold scalpel.
What if he takes my brain out? What if he leaves me without a brain?
What am I supposed to do without it?
Don't cremate me! No need for such a mess!
Do you want me to be put in a bottle like a Genie?
What if it breaks? I'll end up like dust -all over the place.
Don't do it! Let me pass away in Peace!
Let me pass away in comfort. Make sure my coffin is being electrically heated up.
Don't I deserve to die in comfort once per lifetime, without being turned into dust?
Did you write everything down, or did you memorize it?
You, there, repeat everything back to me.
"Yes, granny. We'll do everything you say. Just shut up and pass away already!"
Ну или вот, на русском.
Бог любит атеистов более прочих, ибо они не достают его своими просьбами.
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