A WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who loves my mind,
Knows how to be honest and kind.
I pray that this man will love me till the end,
And always be my very best friend.




A MAN'S LOVE POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge breasts who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves when I go out with the guys.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.